Psssst! Psssst! Hey you! Yeah you reading this blog! Wanna know something? Like something HUGE? Lean closer. Closer. Closer...guess what?............YOU WILL GO BLIND TRYING TO READ AT THIS DISTANCE BACK UP MORON!!!!
Laugh. Sorry just kidding, I couldn't help myself. What I really wanted to let you in on is a little secret I have discovered about the opposite sex: they are human. Yes! They bleed just like us men!
you are on your first date with a the beautiful girl you met at a random get together at a friend's house. She is smart, funny and has an amazing body! Score! You might have found "the one" (whatever THAT means). But wait.....did you floss? Is that funk you smell? Is your deodorant working? OMG, these shoes are from 2000!....She will clearly see through your cover! You aren't this cool! Not at all! What if she finds out you are a schmuck like the rest of us?
Relax dude. Dating tip 4080: women are schmucks to. And I mean she is just as nervous on the date as you are. Women are very self conscience about themselves, what they where and how they are precived. But then again most of us are. Women are just known for it more. The trick the female race has learned through the ages however is how to mask this almost flawlessly as so you [dumb male that you are] would never be able to detect when a woman is actually uncomfortable and feeling arkward.
When you two meet up she is looking for interesting things to say the same as you are. She is checking to see if her breasts are visable enough so that you notice but not out to the point you think she is a slut. Look at a woman's outfit thought goes into it. Trust me. If she looks like a slob that just rolled out of bed that was carefully put together as well....means she probably doesn't give a flying rat's ass if you notice her "rack" or not because you are probably on your last date with her.
However on the flip side if you see her hair looks particularly shiny and neat.....well it is because she probably got it done ON PURPOSE to see you. Feel special. Women HATE wasting 1. a good hairdo and 2. a good outfit on someone who is boring and has spinach stuck in his teeth. Please avoid being this guy at all costs.
All costs.
But remember in the back of your mind, she is nervous to. She is wondering if her dress is too high, cute enough, if you will notice. Man listen notice EVERYTHING hair, nails, bag, shoes, dress, and the scent she wears. She, just like you, is out to empress. So don't think the entire date/night out/ chill session is about impressing her. Have some confidence in yourself she has to impress you as well. Think of it like a job interview, when you interview a lot of times you are so desperate for a job you just want them to hire you so you can pay a bill. But an interview is a chance for you to ask THEM questions as well and see, well basically, if you would vibe well working there. Do they do summer fridays? How big were last year's profit margins? Where does the company see itself in 5 years? Is that where you see yourself? If no......well u got to find another place to interview.
See we get so caught up with just getting a job, we don't do the due diligence necessary to get a job with the right fit.
Funny thing is when you have another job already lined up you would actually ask these questions.....you aren't desperate and you know they must want you. So you baragin if you can.
But lets stop the analogy here......lol
So going forward don't fret she; is sweating just like you are.
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