Im Da Shiiiit.

It happened: you ate the mystery meat in the cafeteria at work. It sorta looked like tacos but now your lower intestines are sorta mad with you. The fourth grade wiggle dance, once a sure fire way to avoid eminent disaster, is now only making a bad situation turn to shit, fast! [pun intended]
However as a grown ass adult over the age of 25 you expect the natural reaction to using the urinals in your office to mimic other similar adult behavior. [schmuck!]

Long story short you walk out of the bathroom and get one of these stares:


And you in turn feel dirty. You did something bad. Why couldn't that stalls have been empty and YOU could have been the one to walk out and shake your head in disapproval at the disgusting human being that blew it up right BEFORE you came in here. How could someone do that? Shit? In a bathroom? Who does that?

Everybody. Get over yourself buddy. The thing about maturity is that it starts with you. If you start acting mature then you will be surprised at the people around you who in turn do so as well. Of course you don't want to sit in a bathroom hearing all types of interesting sounds for 30 mins. BUT it is a human function EVERYONE does. Even her:


Yes fellas even she gets bubble guts every now and again. So my point? As a man and a mature adult, why would you scoff at someone or something you know you yourself do as well? See someone with their fly unzipped? Please just stop them and let them know "Hey man...might want to take care of that..." rather than poking your buddy and having a private laugh. It has happened to you and you know how embarrassing YOU felt.

Now if you see a woman with her underwear showing you can tell her at your own discretion (just kidding, sorta).