The Asshole Factor

So I have come to the conclusion that women only really go after you if you become a complete asshole. Nice guys (sorry if you are reading this) finish first in movies but in the matrix (i.e. reality?)....if shit stepped in you shit would wipe you off its foot.

Now does this mean you need to go out and start smacking women and calling them "bitches and hoes" to compensate for the evitable disappointment that will likely occur in your future attempts at relationships.....of course not! This isn't a rap video! You need to stop being nice all the damn time or learn when it is deemed necessary and when it is a complete handicap.

For example: If you treat a girl well, you get married, have a child together you find her cheating, go to court lose your house, your child and amass 50,000 in debt due to lawyer fees only to find out the child wasn't yours to begin with....this might be ground to not hit (we never want to go to jail) but shake the shit out of a woman. Or get your unruly girl cousins to beat her up.

On the other hand if you get a girl pregnant and you guys decide not to go forward with the baby and she asked you help her with the doctors fees or to come and be there for her....well do it. You helped her kind of be in that situation so she is probably scared. Don't be a heartless ass. (in this case)

These are both extremes but we need to set the paradigm about how you need to proceed. See women (yes I know it all) like most people test boundaries. Despite the clear indication of where they are made by their partners they will still feel the need to make sure they haven't mysteriously moved six inches away from the mainland like California does with each passing year. At work, at the gym you do things to see if anyone is going to check you on it. If they don't, cool. If they do well you know what not to do. So here is the thing with women: you MUST set your boundaries and stick to them. She HAS to know *what pisses you off and what doesn't and you can't waiver. If you don't like something SAY it, compromise is for suckers! Because while a certain amount of it is expected too much of it will have you wanting to shoot yourself in the foot, head, stomach....etc.

And you know the crazy thing? Women will RESPECT you more! The saddest thing in the world is to see a man not respected by his woman.....LORD!! She might as well just walk around punching him in the face all day. However if he puts his foot down, says no, grabs the back of her head and says "make me a sandwich" in a rough tone...he might get a blowjob! WOMEN GO FIGURE!

Every woman wants a guy with a backbone. If you didn't pick one up at Target during the holiday sale get one off ebay. But make sure you have one in your repertorie NYC regime. Just don't wear it on your sleeve as it will leave you exhausted emotionally. And dealing with another person can do that on its own. Women seem to gravitate towards people they deem strong than they are......men do to. So make sure your asshole tendencies are legit.