Its the little things

So.....seems like the blog so far has been geared towards relationships huh? Well....seeing as women and vagina probably motivate 90% of what men do...you can see how this could have transpired.

If every woman on the planet disappeared haircuts would become a word used to describe a monthly trek to places called barbershops where old men congregate and talk about how nice it was when breasts roamed the streets. Haircuts would become the phrase used to describe the preventative measures taken to stop lice and mite from growing in your scalp. Casio wristwatches would turn into Rolexes as would Honda Civics and Totoya Camaries become Mercedes Benz and BMWs. Gym memberships would include walking to the store to buy food and using the bathroom too many times a day. Social attitudes would steer away from going out to eat, watching a good movie or bonus being 3% lower than last year. It would shift to more nostalgic topics like: "Remember when there were more choices than gay porno". Why? Well because the only people left on the planet to notice anything are a bunch of guys....translation: you could probably walk around with a chicken in your ass and it would be a week before someone politely asked to remove it because the bus is starting to smell like chicken shit....



DETAILS!! THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS!!!

Women notice everything fellas and as creatures of habit we do not (truth hurts huh?). But that is fine. As long as you can embrace the fact and don't try to ignore it by pushing yourself to remember dates you don't care about, watch movies you can't stand or listen to conversations that make you want to rip your eyes out.
Women remember everything! Dates, events, social security numbers! Jesus! Ever ask a woman "hey went did we first kiss?" she probably has the time, place, and atmosphere tattooed on her forearm. Ask a guy? "Ummm.....summertime".

Sorry women we just aren't built that way. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. We don't get mad that you think a touchdown is when a pitcher hits the ball over the fence do we? (Acutally we do but that will be in another blog post for women). As sexes it behooves us to accept the differences between one another rather than trying to always fight to change them. If you accepted the other person for how they were rather than how you would like them to be it would bode for a lot more happier people.

But since we live in reality here is a small tip from YOURS TRULY to impress the shit out of your lady: The next time you two are out somewhere and she mentions she likes a pair of shoes or bag or anything make mental note (use a piece of paper if you have to) of where you guys are and the name of the store. A week from that day make sure the shoes, bag, whatever she pointed at, is in her bedroom. Done.

Women NEVER expect much of men so the fact that you were 1. listening 2 paying attention will blow her away. You can also do this with conversation if you are broke like I am. Try to concentrate on just ONE thing she says (this might take some practice and training) and just remember that ONE thing. Keep it to yourself and just bring it up out of the blue at dinner or something "Hey remember when you said xyz...". Again she will be shocked and amazed you 1. remember and 2 you were listening.

Now remeber all these suggestions on how you can be a better man are just suggestions and not to be taken as written law of how to act. (You got to gauge it genius) and this woman you are buying random shit for should be someone you really like. We got no love for hoes........