What I Know About Women

Now I haven't been around the block that long...as you can tell from my hip speech and witty commentary; I am a pretty young guy. I am wise none the less but doing my best to escape the 30 year old marker coming up in a few years. But in my short time here on this planet I have a massed a small plethora of knowledge on different topics and subjects. Politics, money, love, yes....i said it the L word. It is not impossible to witness love in the hands of a male. Very much an emotion and not just a word to be thrown around it needs its own channel on cable....but to say i am an expert on love would be an egregious error. But I do know a bit about the interactions between men and women as I have been in a few. And this is what I have a massed so far:


1. Women are emotional. Point blank. Period. Just accept it and move on with your life. If you ever try to decipher or change this fact you might as well try to move the Brooklyn Bridge by yourself as well. Good luck. Women and men think differently but emotionally aren't THAT far from one another. I don't really care if you are dating a biker chick....if you two "connect" (i.e. she has more than 3 orgasms with you) then even in her own biker-chick way she will show you she cares (i.e. robbing someone and giving you all the proceeds) and you need to reciprocate this otherwise you are a bastard.

2. Women need complements. Like fish need water and birds need to fly. Now this is not a negative. It is just a reassurance thing. And in fact everyone needs to hear good things about themselves every now an again. Women are no different. If you told your wife/girlfriend she was beautiful every day it would start to get old quick. Im sure she is not "a ray of light" at 5:30 in the morning. Most people aren't. But if you notice her out the corner of your eye and the thought crosses your mind how cute she is, tell her. Free blowjobs for a week! Im speaking from experience people! Isn't it great when your boss tells you how well you did on a project? Rather than how late you always are? Same thing. *This works both way ladies, guys like complements as well. Genuine ones. Not the generic "thats the biggest I have ever seen" lies you usually tell us*





3. You pay. Women are very empowered now adays. They don't need a man to do anything for them. Except move heavy furniture, kill bugs and rats and figure out what that "rattling noise" is in their car. Ever notice how if you are with a woman and there is something wrong with her car she will automatically assume YOU know what it is? Like it is just man law you are part mechanic? But I guess men do the same thing when we assume women can cook if they also know how to breathe....touche.

But being the "man" of a relationship gets a bit tiring and exhausting. So when a woman can relinquish some of those responsibilities to her partner and just well be a woman and taken care of? Well she will do so EVERYTIME hands down...I don't care if she is the queen of Sheeba. At the end of the day she wants a man to be there for her and make her feel protected and safe. Like she doesn't have to worry about anything in the world because "he got it". That being said don't let her pay for anything (esp on a first date). Make sure





4. Women want to be whores. Now before I receive backlash comments about this statement being sexist (because it is) let me explain. Women, despite their most well put together front, are very sexual beings. They think about sex just as much as men if not more. But due to what society says they should or shouldn't be like many women suppress this part of themselves for fear of being labeled a "whore" "skank" "slut" etc, etc....

Now many women only reveal the inner sexual deviant when comfortable with someone or when really aroused. Now women are aroused by intellect, character, AND a nice ass. Where as men might only need one of these for intercourse to happen. To surmise this into an example:

Woman A. Is God fearing. She is a mother and she is highly respected by her peers and in her community. She is also human and has a boring sex life. She read tons of Zane novels to live out the sexual fantasies she knows she is to chicken to carry out. Said woman goes on a cruise with her sister and low and behold *insert male sex object*





is also on said cruise. It has been tabloid news that he has recently broken up with his long time Hollywood girlfriend.

Now Woman A is completely IN LOVE with said mail sex object. You put them both in a room together, with drinks and opportunity...added to the fact that she is on vacation. Well woman A might turn into a stripper for 45 mins. Why? Is it because she is really a nymphomaniac? Perhaps. But she is moreso human. Given the right opportunity and environment, well just about anything can happen.

But back to my point: your wife/girlfriend isn't secretly moonlighting at Scores. But she probably does have sexual fantasies and desires you don't know about. Talk to her, see what she might be holding back. You would be surprised at what you might find: an inner freak! Remember the more comfortable a woman is (like anyone) the more likely she'll be to open up. Explore. And deep down that's what she really wants to do anyway...you just have to be the lucky schmuck she deems worthy to receive it.

5. Size matters.

We'll stop here as you probably need to ingest this enlightening information. As these small jewels float around your mind today remember that these are generalities and don't apply in all instances. Could you girlfriend but a bonafide whore and not really suppressing her urges? Sure...but if you are dating a whore, well brother you got bigger problems this blog just won't solve. Thanks.....