The Bitch and A Dog

So apparently you have had sex with more than 10 women in your life.....super. Not exactly Wilt Chamberlain numbers but you have been around the block a few times. Now 10 sounds like a pretty round number no? If you add in how many times you have actually had sex with each woman well you could have had sex more than 100 times......but relax cowboy John Holmes you are not. Now imagine if you met a nice young lady and you were dumb enough to ask her a question like...I dunno "hey how many times have you had sex before us"? An answer like 100 times comes up.....your immediate reaction? WHORE WHORE!!! delete delete.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed the "double standard". In the paradigm of men and women there are unique double standards that sort of dictate and move the dynamics of male/female relationships. At certain times we fight against these upspoken rules...while at other times we are thankful for them because they allow a perfect deflection from any type of ownership of otherwise negative behavior.


For example if you are a woman you are tired of men gawking at your the minute you wear anything closely hugging your body. You like looking good but don't like feeling like a fish in a fishbowl. It is uncomfortable. Now here is the question that will blow your mind: If you wear something that you think you look "good" in and get not ONE man to look, stare or give notice would you wear it again?

This is the unique double standard in rare form.

Guys doesn't it bug you that women feel that just because you are a guy you are suppose to know how to "fix" stuff? That because you were born with a penis you have this innate ability to be handy with some power tools? I mean where in the man handbook did they teach us that? But here's YOUR question, and be honest, how many guys would date a female carpartner/mechanic that new more than you did about fixing stuff and was always showing you how to do things? Hmmm......?

Im sure the people reading this blog is that 1 percent that says they wouldn't care but lets talk about the other 99 percent. Even though we complain about the double standards we encourage them and abide by them all the time. Why? because when we have a game plan, a rule book to tell us kind of how things should work. Well it leave less room for confusion and we (men and women) have enough to think about with out the constant pressure of defining our role with the opposite sex. I am a man, i can have many sexual partners and it is ok. You are a woman, you can cry and be emotional and are to only date one person at a time if you would like to keep your good name. Those are rules. I didn't make them up....they just are. Like the rain and shit.

Men are dogs. Women can be bitches. Deal with it. If you don't like it then guys let your woman fix your car and take out the garbage. Women if there is a mouse or waterbug in your kitchen kill it yourself and if you see your man crying at movies and while watching oprah.....have sex with him cause he is turning you on and not forcing you to say to yourself...."God he acts like a bitch.".....