The Ex-Factor

So this was probably the most uneventful fourth of July in recent history. The over cast weather coupled with insane cost for well, just about everything made this very much a "staycation" weekend.....but even the staycations were wack. I am usually bombarded with a plethora of emails and text messages about barbecues, parties and get togethers for the long weekend....this fourth of July?? *crickets*.....

So anyway back to the blog so....ok sorry sidenote: man breasts. And before you become all homophobic please allow me to clarify my statement. While women hold the coveted title on vanity as we move into the 21st century more of us guys are also paying attention to how we present ourselves. Now while we won't walk around half Manhattan for shoes that will hurt our feet JUST to show up some bitch we don't like from accounting we still tend to try to keep ourself presentable if for nothing else to attract the opposite sex. And it is for this reason I feel the need to comment and say, if you have man breasts 1. do not wear tight shirts. I wish I had utlitized my camera phone and took a picture of the pair of knockers i saw on the V train last week....what the fuck? The dude could have breast a small infant and 2. Do not i repeat DO NOT run or go jogging with no shirt on. This is just really disgusting. Whether in the gym or outside..put those two dilapidated things away.

This has been a public service announcement....

So upon speaking with a very close female friend of mine (as the female mind is an enigma that is in a constant shroud of mystery) trying to get her advice on women and how to understand them I had a moment of clairvoyance. If you are reading this blog and you are 18-24, ignore the next few lines.

If you are over the age of 25 and realize that 30 is literally waiting for you around the corner read on: Love (yes I said it!) is too much of a fleeting thing not to fight for it! And I will explain this comment shortly before people start to question my manhood.

At this age (25-32) shit you did at 20 just isn't cool anymore. As you get older you realize that not calling a girl you REALLY like so that you appear "cool" is well....kinda dumb. (Women this kind of works for you as well. Since there is no good guys out there apparently if you find one stalk him and don't be shy about it)

So you like a girl, but she hasn't called you but you don't want to "sweat" her.....if you really like her then why NOT call her? Why not show you are interested....think about it? You are pretty fucked either way because if she doesn't call you well you feel like an ass....but if you keep doing what you are doing...well you get where I am going don't you? Might as well try.

That being said if you are randomly having sex with some hottie from Jersey please do not call her right now and say you want to get "serious" or profess your love on her myspace page so that all her "friends" know who you are. No no no.. that is not what I mean. But if you have someone who you think you might want to actually take to meet your mother, don't just let her fade off into the sunset because you didn't use your cell phone after 9 o'clock. Don't be a *dick.


*should you reach out to said girl more than a few times express your interest, take her out etc....and get no response or she isn't consistently giving you the energy you give her?......cut her the (^!@(*#&* off.