The Other Woman

I would just like to preface todays entry by saying that this blog will not just consist of rantings about women. We will get into finance, health and general behavior to help your overall male well being. But since we can link almost all those things to women....well you get the point. Lets get all this shit out first.

So in the never ending quest to decipher the enigma of "woman" we have come to the most over looked tool in their comprehension: another woman. Yup, that's right another woman is the best way to understand another woman. Now before I continue I must explain how you use a woman (not like a pimp uses a woman) to help you better yourself and your interactions with them. If you are married or in a serious relationship and you have a good female friend whom you talk to about EVERYTHING going on with you and your women understand she probably has thought about sleeping with you. At some point she has envisioned what your penis looks like. Just except that.

Now since most women know how most women think your current wife/girlfriend will probably not like you hanging around said woman too much. Married couples really don't have too many "single" friends anymore. Married men have to have other married men friends and women. This is all probably blowing your mind but stick with me this is all going somewhere.

If you are single the same rules apply however sleeping with your female friend is a bit more difficult because you are more "available" and your "homegirl" knows just how much of a whore you are.

Now how do you use all this to your advantage? You must make this other woman "visible", meaning your girlfriend/wife must be aware of her....on her radar. She might not like it but it will keep her "sharp". Now most women know men see other women...they don't like it but they live with it. Women are brave that way. You as a man need to reassure her that despite constantly having this other woman in your immediate space your only natural concern is her. This is called "affirmation". Women need this every once in a while, it is like an "ataboy" but for women.
It is like hearing "wow you have a huge penis" every few months....nice to hear no?

So pick some random event, party, social gathering that you and your wife/girlfriend can both enjoy and that said "other woman" frequents. Now your wife/girlfriend will immediately "perk up" once "other woman" walks into the room. You won't notice this at all, you are a guy and are immune. It is like trying to hear a dog whistle. Once the two are in the same vicinity all you have to do is concentrate all your energy on your wife/girlfriend. Completely ignore said "other woman". That 's it.

Now this seems quite arbitrary and unrelated to being emotionally in tune with your wife/girlfriend. But you are thinking like a man.....stop that! For a woman you have just proved in those 2 hours: 1. This other woman means nothing to you 2. Your wife/girlfriend looks way better 3. You love her.

Now the three years you have spent together supporting one another and this one night where you just stare at your wife/girlfriends breasts as apposed to the 40 other pair in the room hold equal weight.

I know you are trying to rationalize this.....and I implore you to stop as this blog was not intended to cause migraine headaches. The beautiful thing about all this? The "other woman" will sense that she has not gotten your attention ONCE all night. She will surmise you are a good boyfriend/husband, you will become MORE attractive to her and thoughts of your penis will consume her. Its a win-win dude.....you're welcome!